列位看官，笑点在此：

 

Life is killing me
Your doctorate and Ph.D.
Would wipe my ass etched in feces
Will not cure your affliction

 

==========================================

 

Album:Life Is Killing Me
Title:Life Is Killing Me

Like a Jew in ancient Spain
And for Christ's name did pay with pain
Modern day inquisition
What is the link between these crafts?
Doctors and thieves, they both wear masks
Overpaid meat magicians
Life is killing me
Your doctorate and Ph.D.
Would wipe my ass etched in feces
Will not cure your affliction
Doctors Jekyll or Mengle
And your face too, they're just a blur
Can't improve my condition
Life is killing me
Appointment made, waited three hours
Did not realize you had such power
I'd rather see a mortician
Your parents saved or had the bucks
Your education stems from luck
Future corpse - death by physician
I have no choice - devoid of rights
So pull the plug, it's my damned life
Keep me alive to increase your bill
A Red Cross hell?
The hospital!
Just let me die with dignity
It's not suicide, simply mercy
Just who do you think you are?
Medical school don't make you God
Now I don't care what you've been taught
Just get me off this life support
Just let me die with dignity
It's not suicide, simply mercy
Life is killing me

 

教堂钟声。

 

020 - The Sins of Thy Beloved - Until The Dark

 

Until the dark
I'm searching for my love
under the stars
I'm fading all apart
my heart is stolen
taken away
like they said
when I have found
as we stay there
turn the faith in love

 

I see you here
with me but I fear the day
for you
hear my dear

I watch the land
and the window fallen down
I feel the pain
inside of me like a cloud
no one can save me
the time will come for my death
I think of you and wish me into an another live

I see you here with me
but I fear the day for you

I see you here with me
but I fear the dead
for you hear my dear

I watch the land and the window fallen down
I feel the pain inside of me like a cloud
no one can save me
the time will come for my death
I think of you and wish me into an another live

I see you here with me
but I fear the day for you
feel my tears

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我要吃糖果，我静静的
嚼出声音
舌头越来越大
火红的窗子，完全挡住了
缓缓堕落的鸭蛋，她说
有谁愿意拧开水壶
赤脚走过千言万语呢

 

短暂的害虫
晚霞撒下扁平的外衣
也拉起你多愁多恨的影子

 

我也，我也要杀死水果
心中充满爱

                 ——《害虫》

In Joy And Sorrow - HIM

 

Oh girl we are the same
we are young and lost and so afraid
there?s no cure for the pain
no shelter from the rain
All our prayers seem to fail

 

In joy and sorrow my home's in your arms
in world so hollow
it is breaking my heart
in joy and sorrow my home's in your amrs
in world so hollow
it is breaking my heart

 

Oh girl we are the same
we are strong and blessed and so brave
with souls to be saved
and faith regained
all our tears wipe away

 

In joy and sorrow my home's in your arms
in world so hollow
it is breaking my heart
in joy and sorrow my home's in your arms
in world so hollow
it is breaking my heart

In joy and sorrow my home's in your arms
in world so hollow
it is breaking my heart

In joy and sorrow my home's in your arms
in world so hollow
it is breaking my heart and my home's in your arms
and it is breaking my heart
my home's in your arms
and it is breaking my heart

                           捡起尹吾

 

    在一个阴天的下午我想捡起一颗土豆远远的扔进河里。当然我没捡到可以被我扔进河里的那颗土豆，我捡起了刚刚被我丢回书架上的“尹吾”。“尹吾”，红黑的封皮上一个七十年代的青年使自己迷茫在了一片红黑色的恍惚中，旁边标注着——“每个人的一生都是一次远行”。

 

    …… ……

    …… ……

    我心安理得的含笑看着尹吾借助诗人们把自己从地面向上揪起了一个高度，他把思考和呼喊寄于舒婷，他把理性的希冀寄于北岛，他把心碎、所有的心碎寄于卡夫卡，所以在忍受着开始所认定的难听我反反覆覆的听并终于懂了尹吾后，有那么两下子我险些又变成了哭泣的小猪：一下子是听尹吾说《我不相信》，“但我相信你的眼睛，但我相信滚烫的泪……”这该是每个犯穷酸气、犯傻气的常常愤愤不平的男人最充实的幻念；一下子是听尹吾讲《出门》，“旅途是那么——漫长啊!”所有的压力和心碎仿佛忽然间随着这呼喊一泻而出，包括眼泪。于是那个阴天的下午我就是没来由的想捡起一颗土豆远远的扔进河里，或者找一把刀子插入树干，或者用力嚼碎一个纸杯、踢翻一张桌子、撕碎一本夹着照片的书……但是没有，我在依然喧嚣繁闹的世界里只是假装心平气和的捡起了尹吾，捡起了我心爱的、心碎的尹吾，大脑里支离破碎的东西便混沌起来，一种远远的声音丝儿一样的透过耳道在大脑中央悠悠响起：

 

    “我快要睡着了，可还得睁着眼。你说呀说不停，我听也听不清。你说活着真没劲，轻轻叹了口气。又突然笑哈哈，你傻笑什么呀？……”

 

                                                     2002·5·5

018 - 尹吾 - 你笑着流出了泪

 

你笑着流出了泪

 

词曲：尹吾

 

我快要睡着了
可还得睁着眼
你说呀说不停
我听也听不清
你说活着真没劲
轻轻叹了口气
又突然笑哈哈
你傻笑什么呢
你说你没情绪
把日子过下去
你说他妈的
是生存还是死去
你笑着流出了泪
也流出了几分疲惫
你是因为感到了虚无
还是真的活得压抑
我说你是喝多了啤酒
还是真的没米下锅
你说给我生的理由啊
和存在的意义

我真想安慰你几句
可没有合适的词句
我说只要存在着生命
谁又会把希望放弃
你说希望顶个屁
钱也没啥意义
你说只想弄个明白
我真想安慰你几句
可没有合适的词句
你说存在的都将无意义
所以活着需要勇气
我说你别再喝了
明天还得赶路呢
你说走他妈再长的路
还不是通向坟墓

 

活着就是受罪
活着就是劳累
活着就是互相折磨
活着就是不对
活着就是受罪
活着就是劳累
活着还得互相安慰
活着就会憔悴
活着就是受罪
活着就是劳累
活着就得拼命挣扎
活着就得干脆

 

我真想安慰你几句
可没有合适的词句
你说存在的都将无意义
所以活着需要勇气
我说你别再喝了
明天还得赶路呢
你说走他妈再长的路
还不是通向坟墓

纪念五天内小traffic accident三次。这完全应验了达仔和胖子对我的祈愿。
纪念加班期已过我却尚未吐血。对老板和生活的诅咒完全没有应验到我自己身上。
顺便纪念也没有被诅咒击中的老板终于肯于欣赏我的才华。她所欣赏的那部分成绩完全属于一个半月以前。
最后纪念sleeper被我欣赏一周年零一个半月。通过traffic accident我爱上了sleeper，也希望她能通过我的traffic accident爱上我。

 

 

017 - sleeper - traffic accident

 

Our hero’s fallen down again
It’s not a big surprise
Two weeks wages on a suit
A crappy pair of shoes
He’s only handsome
In the right light
Now what are we going to do
You never really knew

And no one knows where connie goes
She’s wearing shiny clothes
Paper wraps and skinny guys and
All her neighbours
Eyes say running riot
Our hero knows the papers
Just need their news
They never really knew
But they decided where you’re going to

We’re ready for you don’t write don’t call me
Unless you’re lying in a traffic accident
Unless you’re dying in a traffic accident

 

And somewhere in a whitehall room
Who’s popping prostitutes full
Of scotch and falling off
And that persistant cough a cosy number
And all those goons
They’re only afraid of truth
They never really knew
That in the end
It would desert them too

 

We’re ready for you
Don’t write don’t call me
Unless you’re lying in a
Traffic accident
Unless you’re dying in a
Traffic accident

 

Are we violent
Are we stupid
Are we vacant
Are we useless
Hello work life
Farewell park life
Have you come for me

 

Don’t write don’t call me
Or are we giving ourselves away
Woke up this morning
And am I giving myself away
They owe you something
Unless they’re lying
In a traffic accident

 

 

    凯瑟琳

 

凯瑟琳喜欢牧师
凯瑟琳喜欢在高处
凯瑟琳喜欢念念有辞
凯瑟琳喜欢吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮

 

凯瑟琳是一个lady
凯瑟琳出生时，全城下着小雨
凯瑟琳爱上一个男人
凯瑟琳想，男人不是东西

 

凯瑟琳如今喜欢自己，噢
凯瑟琳喜欢在高处
凯瑟琳趴在墙上，像一只鲸鱼
凯瑟琳想搭建一个小屋

 

凯瑟琳如今没有男人
凯瑟琳脑子里全是牧师
凯瑟琳一遍一遍祈祷，对着墙
凯瑟琳念念有辞

 

凯瑟琳曾经愉快而充满希望
凯瑟琳是一个lady
凯瑟琳喜欢说：灵魂
凯瑟琳听见风

 

凯瑟琳觉得疼
凯瑟琳慢慢弯下腰
凯瑟琳听见风慢慢弯下腰
凯瑟琳像是弯腰的风

 

凯瑟琳蹲下并且啜泣
凯瑟琳不是牧师
凯瑟琳不是穿堂而过的风
凯瑟琳不是凯瑟琳

 

    2006·11·5

 

016 - PJ Harvey - The Wind

 

Album:Is This Desire-
Title:The Wind

 

Catherine liked high places
High up, high up on the hills
A place for making noises
Like whales
Noises like the whales
Here she built a chapel
With her image
Her image on the wall
A place where she could rest and rest
And a place where she could wash

And listen to the wind blowing
And listen to the wind blow
And listen to the wind
And listen to the wind blow

 

She dreamt of children's voices
And torture on the wheel
Patron Saint of nothing
A woman of the hills
She once was a lady
Of pleasure and high born
A lady of the city
But now she sits and moans

 

And listens to the wind blow
Listen to the wind blow

 

I see her in a chapel
High up on the hill
She must be so lonely
Oh Mother can't we give
A husband to our catherine
A handsom one, a deal
A rich one for the lady
Someone to listen with

 

And listen to the wind blow
And listen to the wind blow
And listen to the wind blow
And listen to the wind blow

    坚决支持老板的爱心关心下一代减薪大行动，对这次行动表示严重而热烈的懑骚和腹诽！著名实验爱好者、实验室三八红旗手、实验室交际花陈应力（以前的陈小波）当即放下手中的实验表示庆祝，他还特意看了一部充满人性化和人情味儿的电影《卡拉是条狗》，之后终于安心而放心的、甜甜美美的睡了一个囫囵觉。

 

http://10.3g789.com/en/band/Suede/Coming Up/Lazy.mp3

 

015 - Suede - Lazy

 

Here they come with their make-up on
as lovely as the clouds, come and see them,
Boys and girls and their mums and their words
and their romances and jobs and their sons,
Barking mad kids, lonely dads
who drug it up to give it some meaning,
From the raves to the council estates
they're reminding us there's things to be done.

 

But you and me, all we want to be is lazy,
you and me, so lazy...

 

Here they come gone 7am
getting satellite and Sky getting cable,
Bills and Bens and their mums and their friends
who just really, really want to be loved,
Uncle Teds and their legendary vests
helping out around the disabled,
From the flats and the maisonettes
they're reminding us there's things to be done.

 

But you and me, all we want to be is lazy,
you and me, so lazy...
It's you and me, it's you and me, you and me...

    下班！下班！下班！德布拉默累死了，德布拉默王子累死了！老板不给他任何的休息机会。伟大的IT界的MEMS民工！他继承了一天到晚做实验的光荣的传统。爱迪生、伽利略、诺贝尔在这一刻灵魂附体，德布拉默王子一个人他要做所有沉重的实验，在这一刻他就是一个人在战斗，他就是一个人！这一刻他不是一份工作要做，他不是一份工作！

    炸药奖今天生日快乐！做实验万岁！
    德布拉默王子也不回家了，即使他不用回遥远的万柳，他整天都在实验室生活，再见！

 

014 - Elbow - Not A Job

Pull the final splinters
Of missing picture winters
You have to give yourself a break
What's the fascination
With lovers at the station
You have to tear yourself away

 

Chorus
The dream again nobody understands
Walking through the long grass on your hands
It's not a job to do today
Sleep it off

 

Words to make her stay: you said
Leave me and the plants die
A panic smile across your face
Corrugated browline
The hissing bitter punchline
Call when you can tie your lace

 

You rule my world my brother
You rule my world compare

        看着

 

请把呼吸吐在我的脸上，女士
熟悉的小动作
激起一串纷扰的漩涡
躲藏的月亮逃往在回去的路上。我永远
看着你

 

请把孤独的夜晚留给哑巴，女士
你吸烟的唇齿
正诉说与马群和草丛
失手的猎人结束掉长久的游戏。我永远
看着你

 

女士你如同一条布满星星的河流
景物的投影使你变得更美
女士你不曾留意划过天空的秃鹫
沉默的脚趾守卫着枯死的瓦菲

 

请用透明的叶片包上玲珑的灯，女士
请注意我所使用的语气
动词和喻意
蓝色的神情就像誓言永远不会说破。我永远
看着你

 

自从你在大雾下的风景中离开，亲手掩埋了所有的痕迹
自从你走入清晨迷离的光线，好像一个不真实的幻觉
所有的墨水忽然失声痛哭，集体跳进抽屉深处的书页
陌生人在黑暗中独坐，举目四顾，举目四顾，举目四顾

 

女士你如同一条布满星星的河流
景物的投影使你变得更美
女士你不曾留意划过天空的秃鹫
沉默的脚趾守卫着枯死的瓦菲

 

请与他人喝了这杯琥珀色的酒，女士
一首曲子像子弹穿过森林，请忘记
我永远看着你
心中充满自信和爱。就好像你永远都是我的
一个词语

                2006·7·20

the police 【every breath you take 】

        sting & the police

 

every breath you take
every move you make
every bond you break
every step you take
i'll be watching you

 

every single day
every word you say
every game you play
every night you stay
i'll be watching you

 

o can't you see
you belong to me
how my poor heart aches
with every step you take

 

every move you make
every vow you break
every smile you fake
every claim you stake
i'll be watching you

 

since you've gone i been lost without a trace
i dream at night i can only see your face
i look around but it's you i can't replace
i keep crying baby please

 

every move you make
every vow you break
every smile you fake
every claim you stake
i'll be watching you

 

        丢了

 

陈旧发白的天空让人感到疑惑：
或者眼前的一切，已经变得美好？
哦不，必须转身，重新审视——爱。

 

她来了，坚定的眼睛洞穿一切。
看不懂，但我希望读懂。
可是不用想也知道：太远了，太远了。

 

因为我们丢失了，因为我们丢失啦。
寒冷的星星，荒凉的星星，闪光的星星，结霜的星星，
他们那么迷失啊。

 

跟着她吧，琐碎生活，还要笃信
那些从不现身的神明。可是这有多么奇怪？
然后她说：你从不注意，从来不听。

 

那些虚幻的诗篇，你就以之为生。
这优美的尸体，嘴唇还很艳红
牙齿雪白，闪着光。

 

但是你们丢失了，但是你们丢失啦。
现在可以挂起来，像根根细线在空中交叉。
你们迷失啦。

 

如果你感到孤独，如果你感到忧郁。
在波斯，每个人都是你的同伴，可以互相倾诉。
我开始想，他们不会相信我，不相信。

 

她来了，但是她的圈套我不能忘记。
我饮下如许的劣酒，这是全部的记忆。
唉，改变我们的小心眼儿，小残忍，那要多久啊。

 

在我们丢失以前，在我们丢掉以前吧。
好好看看地图，吻一吻踩过的脚印，
在我们丢失以前吧。

011 - The Church - Lost

 

Sometimes I'm wondering under prehistoric skies.
I feel it's all beginning right before my eyes.
I must go back, reexamine my love.
Here she comes with the penetrated stare.
I don't know when, but I wish I knew where.
Quick calculation, there's not nearly enough.
Because we're lost, because we're lost.
Cold desert stars, feel them sparkle and frost,
They are so lost.

 

Follow her down to worship some god.
Who never speaks to me, I wonder if that's odd.
Then he says you're never listening.
The pursuit of adulation is your butter and your bread.
It's an exquisite corpse and its lips are red
And its teeth are glistening.
But you are lost, but you are lost.
Now hang up 'cause the lines are all crossed,
You are so lost.

 

If you're alone and you're feeling blue,
Everyone in Persia probably feels like that too.
I just hope they don't believe like you do.
Here she comes with her unforgiving web.
Almost forever I've been drinking these dregs.
It must be time to change our brew, cruel, view.
Before we're lost, before we're lost.
Look at the map, add up the cost,
Before we're lost.

 

        只为虚弱者之歌

 

我不能忍受你的悲伤
吗？你溺死在我的河水里
幸福将不被允许——
每次你的大笑都使我感到罪恶，我猥琐……

 

被迫去面对所有的遗憾
我已经成为谎言，像随意的玫瑰
属于自己的正直灵魂
却爱慕你嗜好你给我的疯癫

 

给吾病症，那只为虚弱者
不需同情，困苦永属于我

 

我失去了去涂抹云彩的能力
你把我在河水中排放
我粘附在缓慢的黑夜里
每次你的出现都使我晕厥，在你面前……

 

然后又听见我的嗓子低语
我是一个故事，苦涩的男人
摇动着寂静，听它能说些什么
安静的傲慢在一点点撒谎

 

给吾病症，那只为虚弱者
不需同情，困苦永属于我

 

给吾病症，那只为虚弱者
膝盖流血，血中我接受了命运

 

010 - In Flames - Only For the Weak

 

I can't tolerate your sadness
Cause it's me you are drowning
I won't allow any happiness
Cause everytime you laugh, I feel so guilty, I feel so guilty

 

Am I forced to have any regret
I've become the lie, Beautiful and free
In my righteous own mind
I adore and preach the insanity you gave to me

 

Sell me the infection, it is only for the weak
No need for sympathy, The misery that is me

 

I've lost the ability to paint the clouds
Cause it's me you're draining
I'm stuck in this slow-motion dark day
Cause everytime you run, I fall.. Behind, I fall behind

 

And so I hear my voice again
The tale of the bitter man here I am
Shake the silence and hear what it says
The tranquil pride that become the lie

 

Sell me to infection, it is only for the weak
No need for sympathy, the misery that is me

 

Sell me to infection, it is only for the weak
On bleeding knees, I accept my fate

    自从博客上放了这首著名的曲子——yesterdaycoo之后，众多网民纷纷给我来信，他们不约而同的声称自己（感动得）都“快要晕厥了，快要死了”（faint to death）……

    最近，很多既热心又善良同时还很有远识卓见的朋友，由于太偏爱这首歌了，由于极度担心它被像流行歌曲一样热炒，像流行歌曲一样臭了大街，担心如此高雅的艺术遭受亵渎，再一次纷纷上书：“求你了，丫高抬贵手，把背景音乐换了行不”……

 

    在此，热泪盈眶的我丫对你们——我亲爱的朋友们好友们挚友们——想说的是：历史的滚滚车轮证明，谁丫不带三个表，谁丫就不能满足先进性生产力的发展要求，就不能坚持先进性文化的发展方向，就不能实现人民群众的根本性利益，我们要以保护艺术为荣，以堕落流行为耻，以保护民族文化猥琐唱腔为荣，以臭大街、滥大街为耻……

 

    所以坚决要把这么高雅的艺术雪藏起来，让那些不幸没有听过此歌的倒楣蛋在寂寞难耐的夜里抓狂去罢！

 

    本博客今后实行背景音乐每周轮换制。

 

    本博主为表示坚定的决心，处心积虑义无反顾的做了这个音乐留言板，欢迎大家积极留言。